tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178380292011-12-14T21:53:55.679-05:00Joshuahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07067381201462828007noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17838029.post-1130123972928728942005-10-23T21:19:00.000-04:002005-10-23T23:30:33.453-04:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/rainy1.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/rainy1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The big day and it's fucking pouring.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/access%20denied.gif"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/access%20denied.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Reason #1 to call the bar you've planned to host your birthday party ahead of time:<br /><ul><li>Make sure they're open. </li></ul><p>Yeah, I fucked up. Shalel Lounge was having a private party that night.<br /><br />People got confused.<br /><br />I was embarrassed.<br /><br />Everyone got soaked in the rain.<br /><br />I'm sorry.<br /><br /></p><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/P&amp;G.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/P%26G.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />But we found another venue around the corner!<br /><br />And all was right with the world because....<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0984.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0984.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />You two came!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0970.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0970.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />And so did you two!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0966.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0966.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This guy showed up!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0973.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0973.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />So did you!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0975.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0975.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />No mustache? It's all good. Glad you came!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_10092.JPG"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_10092.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />You came...and you brought your guns too.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0987.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0987.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This guy showed up!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/George-W-Bush1.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/George-W-Bush1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />But this guy didn't.<br /><br />Thank you for not coming George -- quite possibly the best thing you've done in years.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0996.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0996.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Sweet, you two came.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_09801.JPG"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_09801.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Open up your eyes, it's my freakin' birthday party!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_1006.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_1006.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Many drinks were consumed...<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_09881.JPG"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_09881.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />We even took over part of the bar!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_10002.JPG"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_10002.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />If you drink beer you will sing...<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_10042.JPG"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_10042.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />And kiss your lady friend in public.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0977.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0977.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Move those hands a little higher mister.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0981.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0981.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />It's my birthday - shout it out loud!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_10082.JPG"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_10082.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Louder!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_09651.JPG"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_09651.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Drinking and socialzing.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_09671.JPG"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_09671.JPG" border="0" /></a> <div></div><div>More drinking!</div><div></div><br /><div><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_09721.JPG"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_09721.JPG" border="0" /></a> </div><div></div><div>Oy, even more drinking. </div><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_1013.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_1013.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Before the party wrapped up some of us wandered across the street to Gray's Papaya for some birthday dogs.<br /><br />The birthday boy went home happy and humbled by his wonderful friends.<br /><br /><br /><strong><em>Thank you to everyone who braved the rain/the venue change and came out to help celebrate my birthday -- I love you all.</em></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17838029-113012397292872894?l=joshturns28.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshuahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07067381201462828007noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17838029.post-1129269420500972872005-10-14T03:37:00.000-04:002005-10-18T13:27:14.943-04:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/the%20shocker.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/the%20shocker.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />IT'S MY MOTHER F'ING BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK.<br /><br />ROCK ON.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0070a.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0070a.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I THINK I WANT TO THROW A PARTY TO CELEBRATE THE BIG DAY.<br /><br />SOMETHING SOPHISTICATED.<br /><br />MATURE.<br /><br />WHO SHOULD I INVITE?<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0612.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0612.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I'LL INVITE THIS <a href="http://vet.tufts.edu/">GUY</a>!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0620.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0620.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />AND HER!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0075.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0075.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pratt.edu/arch/">HER</a> TOO!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/Alan%20the%20Pimp.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/Alan%20the%20Pimp.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />NOT HIM!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0627.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0627.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />DEF. THESE TWO!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_06461.JPG"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0646.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />THIS GUY...<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0647.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0647.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />AND HIS FRIENDS!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0615.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0615.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />YES, YOU!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0126.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0126.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />YOU TWO -- YOU'RE IN.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/George-W-Bush.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/George-W-Bush.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/">YOU'RE</a> NOT INVITED.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/neil_diamond.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/neil_diamond.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />BUT <a href="http://www.neildiamond.com/">YOU</a> ARE!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/uja_logo4.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/uja_logo4.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />SOME WORK FRIENDS<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/milano.gif"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/milano.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br />SOME <a href="http://www.newschool.edu">GRAD SCHOOL</a> FRIENDS<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/John,%20Josh,%20Todd.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/John%2C%20Josh%2C%20Todd.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />SOME OLD <a href="http://www.ein-hashofet.co.il/">FRIENDS</a><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/elderly.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/elderly.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />EVEN OLDER FRIENDS<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/josh%20wolfe.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/josh%20wolfe.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />A COLLEGE ROWING TEAMMATE<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0003.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0003.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />A FORMER <a href="http://www.aspca.org/">PET</a><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/organism.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/organism.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">A SINGLE CELLED ORGANISM</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/SCARECROW.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/SCARECROW.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">I'D NEVER FORGET YOU <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032138/">SCARECROW</a>.</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/Pirates-065.jpg" border="0" /></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">PIRATES!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/IMG_0070a1.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/IMG_0070a1.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">HMMM...BUT WHERE SHOULD I THROW THIS LITTLE SOIREE?</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/bungalow%208.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/bungalow%208.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">HERE? </div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">NO THANKS -- TOO SEX AND THE CITY.</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/brotherjimmys.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/brotherjimmys.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">WHAT ABOUT <a href="http://www.brotherjimmys.com/">THIS PLACE</a>?</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">UH, NO -- TOO MANY FRAT GUYS.</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/The%20Subway%20Inn.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/The%20Subway%20Inn.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">HOW ABOUT HERE?</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">NAH -- DID THIS PLACE LAST YEAR.</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/limelight.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/limelight.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">LIMELIGHT?</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">I'M TURNING 28 NOT 16.</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/chuckecheesemm.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/chuckecheesemm.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">IF <a href="http://www.chuckecheese.com/">THEY</a> ONLY SERVED BEER.</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/1600/shalel.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/472/1730/320/shalel.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER...</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><strong>SHALEL LOUNGE</strong></div><div align="left"><strong>65 WEST 70TH STREET</strong></div><div align="left"><strong>OCTOBER 22, 2005</strong></div><div align="left"><strong>9:30 P.M.</strong></div><div align="left"><em></em></div><div align="left"><em></em></div><div align="left"><em>FEEL FREE TO BRING FRIENDS, ENEMIES, LOVERS, AND HATERS -- ALL ARE WELCOME.</em></div><div align="left"><em></em></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><span style="font-size:78%;">* If I didn't post your picture it's not like you're NOT invited -- it's just that I didn't have your picture.</span> </em></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17838029-112926942050097287?l=joshturns28.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joshuahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07067381201462828007noreply@blogger.com0