IT'S MY MOTHER F'ING BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK.

ROCK ON.



I THINK I WANT TO THROW A PARTY TO CELEBRATE THE BIG DAY.

SOMETHING SOPHISTICATED.

MATURE.

WHO SHOULD I INVITE?



I'LL INVITE THIS GUY!



AND HER!



HER TOO!



NOT HIM!



DEF. THESE TWO!



THIS GUY...



AND HIS FRIENDS!



YES, YOU!



YOU TWO -- YOU'RE IN.



YOU'RE NOT INVITED.



BUT YOU ARE!




SOME WORK FRIENDS




SOME GRAD SCHOOL FRIENDS




SOME OLD FRIENDS



EVEN OLDER FRIENDS



A COLLEGE ROWING TEAMMATE



A FORMER PET

A SINGLE CELLED ORGANISM

I'D NEVER FORGET YOU SCARECROW.

PIRATES!

HMMM...BUT WHERE SHOULD I THROW THIS LITTLE SOIREE?

HERE?

NO THANKS -- TOO SEX AND THE CITY.

WHAT ABOUT THIS PLACE?

UH, NO -- TOO MANY FRAT GUYS.

HOW ABOUT HERE?

NAH -- DID THIS PLACE LAST YEAR.

LIMELIGHT?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'M TURNING 28 NOT 16.

IF THEY ONLY SERVED BEER.

I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER...

SHALEL LOUNGE

65 WEST 70TH STREET

OCTOBER 22, 2005

9:30 P.M.

FEEL FREE TO BRING FRIENDS, ENEMIES, LOVERS, AND HATERS -- ALL ARE WELCOME.

* If I didn't post your picture it's not like you're NOT invited -- it's just that I didn't have your picture.